Sexual Harrassment Suit, Anybody?

One of our administrators is given to writing notes on the door explaining where she is when she's not in her office and when she'll be back. She even has a little laminated card for this purpose.

Yesterday she wrote

"I'm going to be tied up between 3 and 4"

and it was all I could do not to add a comment like

"Can I watch?"

Clearly I have not got enough stress in my life as I want to get myself tied up in a sexual harrassment suit too.

Oh now I'm doing it too. Damn.