Overheard in a queue:
- "My daughter Caroline's just started at University this week."
- "How'd she get on?"
- "Well she registered, and then that only took five minutes so she was sitting around twiddling her thumbs for most of the rest of the week. She says she's a bit worried about the other kids on her course."
- "She says they're all blondes. I said to her `But Caroline, you're blonde!' "