Student Jizz(*)

Students are not knocking on my office door quite so much nowadays. (Good.) I must have frightened them off. (Not so good.)

Next up: how to muffle the lesser-spotted student who thinks we're all psychic?

Student: Do you know when, um, is it Edgar Wilson would be available?

Lecturer:Firstly, it's Edgar Williams, not Wilson. Secondly, do you think I have his diary emblazoned on my memory? How should I know what his schedule is like and when he'd be available?!

(Lecturer stomps off making neck-wringing gestures out of sight of student, much to amusement of fellow lecturer who overheard the exchange.)

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